You have a better chance of training a cat

You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother

A cat will hear you when you call it for dinner - the first time.

You can de-claw a cat...try to get a guy to trim his toenails

It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend

A cat doesn’t whine about having to go outside

If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy it

A cat doesn’t need the remote in its paw to fall asleep

A cat will clean itself more than once a day…whether it needs it or not

A cat will always hit the litterbox 

When a cat stretches after sleeping it doesn't need to scratch its backside and fart as well

A cat never looks in the pantry and declares there is nothing to eat

A cat will only interrupt you if it requires something, a man does it because you are there 

A cat knows you’re the key to its happiness... a man thinks he is...